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Your Adorable
Los Angeles GFE

They say good things come in small packages

I’m petite, but overflowing with charming contradictions. Unwrap the bow and you’ll discover the many pleasant surprises hidden within.

Sensuous but geeky, an alluring nerd, delicate and feisty. Those might sound like oxymorons but welcome to the world of Alma Claire: Los Angeles GFE at your service. I am the embodiment of intrigue. The girl next door who does the unexpected and is willing to share that joy with you.

I’ve been called ‘bookish,’ but you know what they say about judging books by their covers. Working hard, learning, growing, and then balancing all that with some saucy playfulness is how I move through life. I’m well-read and thrive on stimulating, deep conversations, but witty banter full of cheeky innuendo is my ultimate foreplay.

My friends say one of the things they love about me is my ability to make people feel comfortable quickly. Being attentive is a skill I’ve honed to build genuine connections. Imagine, the perfect Los Angeles GFE date with me focusing singularly on you. Vent to me about a challenging day or let me distract you with a little risqué mischief. Either way, you have my attention. All of it.

Indoors or Outdoors, I'm there...

Nature is an essential part of my life. I’m passionate about the environment and sustainability. Getting out into the wilderness refuels my adventurous spirit. Skinny dipping under the stars – why not?! I’ve done crazier things.

We can explore Joshua Tree, Ojai, Palm Springs or perhaps venture farther from home? Skiing, diving (I just got PADI certified!), hiking – I love the feeling of freedom I get from connecting with nature.

If you want the quintessential Los Angeles GFE, I can share some of my current faves. A hush-hush speakeasy, a nightclub or a concert…what’s your poison? Whatever you’re craving, I know the perfect place. Let’s sip Mezcal in a luxurious hotel bar, and then take a peek at the equally exquisite suites.

Maybe you already know where you want to take me? Let me do a quick costume change, trading sneakers for heels and instantly, I’m a captivating sophisticate. These curves were made for elegant dresses to cling to. I just hope you don’t mind if I turn some heads?

I’m an audiophile with a vinyl collection of classics and an appreciation for live music of every style. I would love to give you a sexy serenade (I’m pretty good, if I do say so myself.) Love karaoke? I know, it’s a little daunting, but I make it fun. Do you know they have private rooms?! So even if singing isn’t your thing, I’m sure we’ll find ways to amuse ourselves.

Further afield...

I love exploring new locales and spontaneity (literally) gets me going. I’ve been to some extraordinary destinations, but I have so many more places that I wish to experience. 

Adventures are always more fun with someone magical by your side. Check out my FMTY bucket list for inspiration.

The only question that remains is: who are you? Want to share your desires? 

Let’s explore together. 

Tell me your dreams and maybe we can make them reality.

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